Starry Night ©

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

(via queen-ofthe-d)

zic0sdreads:

xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

(Source: cremebun, via kaitlinmarley)

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via cassondrabookxv)

trolllbogies:

A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.

Finds

(Source: lellandria, via rawrnosour)

me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?

bookmad:

drwhohipster:

bookmad:

I HATE HOW YOU HAVE TO PAY TO BELONG TO AN OUT OF TOWN LIBRARY LIKE IT’S NOT MY FAULT I LIVE IN A ONE SQUARE MILE TOWN WITH A LIBRARY THAT HAS LIKE THREE BOOKS AND A FIFTY YEAR OLD BOOKMARK

That is when you find a friend who’s willing to say you live with them at their address.

i thought about that but when rob signed up at his library they wanted a whole bunch of proof of residency

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

image

(via queen-ofthe-d)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via zangela)

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