i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora
A Slytherin uses a lockpick
A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down
A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.
now: wow he's only 30?
I HATE HOW YOU HAVE TO PAY TO BELONG TO AN OUT OF TOWN LIBRARY LIKE IT’S NOT MY FAULT I LIVE IN A ONE SQUARE MILE TOWN WITH A LIBRARY THAT HAS LIKE THREE BOOKS AND A FIFTY YEAR OLD BOOKMARK
That is when you find a friend who’s willing to say you live with them at their address.
i thought about that but when rob signed up at his library they wanted a whole bunch of proof of residency